Chopard and Christie’s in the Adult Business?? Oral Sex? You Betcha!

Morning Folks.


This post is courtesy of my wife who found this little gem last night. When does mainstream hit PUBERTY?? When does mainstream figure out that ALL of their customers have SEX!? May even TALK DIRTY!? Engage in NUDE activities!? OH MY!! What would Mrs Kravitz say? Imagine, Mrs Kravitz is in charge of marketing for the entire Internet!? You don't know who Mrs. Kravitz is? I guess that is part of the problem. Lack of important history. Mrs. Kravitz was the busy body next door in the 1960's TV show 'Bewitched.' This BITCH, could just never mind her own business, judged everyone and was everyone's nightmare of a next door neighbor.

The absolutely silliness and hypocrisy displayed by the TECHIES and adopted by everyone else without so much as a thought. Mrs. Kravitz must be in heaven! SHE is in charge. This is exactly how Mrs. kravitz would have handed it. Must be someone related.


Only on the Internet is there this “Iron Curtain” between
adult and mainstream. In this post I am going to show you how foolish this all
is. The absolute stupidity of it all. What JERKOFF made this rule that people follow more than going to Church on Sunday?

So this post is about an auction atChristie’s, one of the
most respected auction houses in the world and Chopard, one of the world’s
leading watch makers in business for some 150 years and making watches that sometimes go for many millions.


On this $40k white gold watch that was auctioned off back in
2007, it shows a beautiful, well endowed woman on her knees giving a BLOW JOB to a man. Apparently the
tick tock simulates up and down on his SHAFT! Nice touch.

Chopard


Now if these 2 fine companies can manufacture, sell and promote nude people, BLOW JOBS, tits, on their watches and in their auctions, then it is time for mainstream to grow
up. Unless of course their parents never engaged in sex which would explain
everything!


So not everyone that buys toothpaste watches porno. However everybody that watches porno buys toothpaste. Stop making moral judgements and DO BUSINESS!! Imagine if stores in the mall did the same thing as they do on the web? They would be out of business. 'Oh Mr. Schwartz, we can't sell you that $150k Mercedes Benz because you just came from a TITTIE BAR!' 'Come back tomorrow and make sure you don't look at any tits first, have sex, get an errection or anything else that has any sexual overtones or connotations whatsoever.'

Have a GREAT Day!

Rick Schwartz





24 thoughts on “Chopard and Christie’s in the Adult Business?? Oral Sex? You Betcha!

  1. Kevin

    It’s mind boggling to think that everyone on earth is here today because a couple of monkeys had sex millions of years ago.
    :)

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  2. Helder

    Sex is Life, Sex is Good, and everyones Loves it, all the rest is lies and hipocrisy, i really Loved this post:)

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  3. UFO

    Just creating hype.
    Companies even get their PR agencies to create false rumours about bans etc to get into the media etc.
    So, Christies is auctioning a watch and they’d like to get lots of people looking at their auctions because the economy is bad… Hmmm..

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  4. jblack

    “When does mainstream hit PUBERTY?? When does mainstream figure out that ALL of their customers have SEX?”
    Hilarious. So mainstream has not matured until it displays pornography in public? Interesting.
    Profanity is free speech, but tends not to fit too well in formal, public settings even though it’s kinda melodic at football games with young kids along. Similar with pornography. Is it possible profanity, like pornography really aren’t mainstream? That answer is immaterial it’s not necessarily a morality issue, it just might be more of a class question. Porn, profanity just lack class. That watch, like the f-word at even a routine business meeting may be funny or edgy, but it has no class.
    So maybe”Madison Avenue” has not matured with accepting domain names because it does not publicly tout pornography? Why those high-browed hypocrites! Show them what a real lack of class is and they will most certainly listen finally!
    What the heck, it all should be mainstream. No boundaries, no customs, no mores, no manners, no class, no decorum, no nothing. Those nutty anti-gun folks should get over their gunophobia too. And those silly pro-choicers, don’t just stop at the second trimester, go to full term and beyond, what’s the deal with those arbitrary time lines anyway? Let’s let the mainstream mature for God’s sake!

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  5. owen frager

    Madison Ave embraces domains as long as every dollar of the selling price to their client is profit to them plus $2mm for the flash site that goes with it.
    As for the mainstream:
    “less people should be like most people”

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  6. Steve L

    “the reverse with an applied varicolour gold scene depicting an embracing couple at a pool side”
    Embracing. Heh heh.

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  7. jeff schneider

    Hello Rick,
    It has been said by many authorities on sexual behavior, that if wives would only let their husbands see their bodies in the light. Most men would never stray from their wives beds.
    Many women hesitate to let their husbands see their bodies in full light and prefer sex in the dark or close to it. Men need the more visual and graphic stimuli to be turned on sexually. This explains why men are drawn to pornography on the internet or more visual pictures.
    The moral of the story is Women if you want to keep your husbands from straying, parade around in the light nude.
    Gratefully, Jeff

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  8. Kevin

    I’d guesstimate that AT&T, Sprint & MCI shareholders made several billion dollars from phone sex, and adult movies on demand in hotels over the past 25 years.
    You’ll never see it in their Annual Reports, but the Fortune 500 telecom companies are the biggest earners in the adult entertainment business.
    :)

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  9. Bill Fish

    I used to collect pocket watches, and those watches with the erotic art always drew much more than similar watches with pictures of dogs or geese. Funny that…
    But, are suggesting we should use porno to sell toothpaste??”Only Crest has sploogicide, and that makes it the perfect way to freshen your breath after oral sex. Your husband will never know.”
    What the heck…why not.

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  10. Tyler

    I registered BJKit.com , I feel naughty. SpermKit.com too.. the rest of my portfolio is mainstream. Thanks for yet another enlightening post.

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  11. Stephen Douglas

    “titillation” is what sells to Mainstream. It’s the moral hypocrisy we’ve all been brought up to follow…”show us a little and we’ll buy a lot”.
    It’s like a man growing long hair. 30% of men would like to grow their hair long but they can’t because of their jobs. But they worship Jesus, and read/follow thousands of famous men who lived during times when having long hair was accepted. Face it, our society is just one big hypocritical neurosis in a neat little bag we can hold in our hand and act demure.
    The thing that makes me laff is the sudden importance to blurring out nudity on the Discovery Channel where nudity is the norm in a culture. Or blurring butt cracks, deep cleavage, even highbeams on a woman’s tshirt on”Survivor”!!
    We’ve turned into a contradiction of sex/morality that looks remarkably like the ’50’s. Oh man!!!!

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  12. David Conners

    As I often write in my monthly columns (and say from the podium whenever I can),”Sex between/among consenting adults is a God-given gift that’s natural, normal, and healthy (by healthy, I mean not only sexually but also emotionally and physically. Climaxing, even with just one’s self, provides more attentiveness to work/driving/studying/etc, relieves stress, and makes one more productive.”
    Dave C. (do a Yahooo search for my stage name of Dave Cummings???)

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    But, are suggesting we should use porno to sell toothpaste??”Only Crest has sploogicide, and that makes it the perfect way to freshen your breath after oral sex. Your husband will never know.”
    What the heck…why not.

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