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Morning Folks!!

I have never done this before and I never give anything away for free. But today is different and I want to give something FREE to everyone.

Headlines are key but they are also usually misleading. Our friend Owen Frager is a master of getting folks to click. So is the media. A completely misleading headline that grabs the reader to do one thing. Click. Hopefully READ! It works!

Hook, line and sinker or (stinker). Isn't that what advertising is about? So you give something away for free and at the same time create a sense of Urgency! Well done!! Click!

Of course I don't think I can use this headline every day. It may not be as effective tomorrow or the next day or next week. But I do give something away free with every post I make. Hopefully give something of great value. You are the judge. But you don't have to be the jury.

You can't sensationalize everything and expect to have credibility. However it did work well for decades for the National Enquirer. Mainstream simply copied what works. Guess what? It works!!

Now so that my readers don't get annoyed with me for this misleading headline I must give something of value, hopefully GREAT value to compensate for that. So here it is:

Before I was investing in domains I was investing in advertising for the products I was importing from Asia. I was forced to do that when I broke my back and could no longer travel to do trade shows. I was bedridden in my mid 30's back in the late 1980's for nearly 5 years. I lost everything (which was not much) because I was paying for shows 1-2 years in advance and I physically could not get there. I lost all those deposits and went broke. So I had to make a living from bed and I did. I learned about advertising in trade publications. Then in the mid 1990's, advertising my Adult Vanity 800 numbers. I learned a lot about advertising. Was in over 100 publications and could never find enough. Here are just a few things I learned along the way. I prefer industrial or business to business advertising and business. to begin with. I try not to deal with actual consumers or target them in any way.

  1. NEVER run an ad ONE time. It's a waste. It won't work and with lead times of 2-3 months, if it did work, it might be too late to take advantage. (Only exception is a Superbowl ad that gets free play)
  2. Run an ad for a minimum of 3x with the goal to stay in for a year or more even if you are losing money. Just breaking even is SUCCESS!!
  3. Use BOLD and CAPS where you can. It helps it to jump off the page.
  4. Better to advertise in monthly publications than weekly or daily. The shelf life on a monthly could be years. The shelf life on a daily is a day. The shelf life on a weekly is a week or two.
  5. 4 color is expensive, 2 color works almost as well For a fraction of the cost.
  6. Try to use the same basic ad everywhere to create a brand
  7. Small ads work well. A small ad running for a year that costs $1000 will out perform a full color page ad running one time that costs $10,000. Go figure.
  8. Advertise in classified section using a display ad. Cheap and effective.
  9. Start small and grow your ads. That shows success and demand. I started with one Inch ads. Doubled to 2 inches. Then 3 inches. But never went larger than 1/4 page.
  10. Make sure you are in a good position. Ads can only be on the right page. Left page ads don't do as well.
  11. Trade publications are golden. Read by many and a shelf life of many years. Same with adult magazines. Shelf life is a VERY long time!
  12. Consumer advertising is much different. You need more pizzaz.
  13. Possibly the single most important question to ask. Is the magazine paid or is it sent out for free? Paid trade publications generally would outperform free publications 3-1 or more.
  14. Track each and every initial phone call. The most important info I could extract from a new caller was where they heard about us. I would not even talk to them without that info. It was that important. How else could I prove which magazine worked and how much bang for the buck I could get?
  15. Grow your ads in the publications that do well. But there is a limit. You may find that the 2 inch ad outperforms everything else. Why? Who cares. I follow the numbers and repeat, repeat, repeat. Human nature is an interesting thing to study.
  16. The most effective and money making ad I ran was 1 or 2 inches and cost me $8.88/month and would bring me in thousands a month in NEW business.
  17. Brand your FULL Name and Logo and brand it BOLDLY! Never EVER abbreviate your own name. That's for others to do and for you to adopt.
  18. Make long term deals to lower your ad rates
  19. Make your own ads and save 15% by being an in-house agency.
  20. Critically look at your ads when published or before and keep improving it. Even small ads can take years to perfect. You mold it and polish it until it is all it can be.
  21. Copy elements of other ads in different publications run by large companies inserting your own info. Pay attention to color, placement and what part of the ad is designed to catch your attention.
  22. 21 applies to brochures, handouts and all the rest. Copy the best. They spent a LOT to figure out what works. What colors are best etc.
  23. Advertising online is much different but the goal is the same.
  24. Advertising on TV is much different but the goal is the same
  25. Advertising on Radio is much different but the goal is the same.

Add your own advice. There is so many variables and ways to advertise. Some sell the sizzle, some sell the steak. Both work!

And the #1 advertising channel is?? The most effective. The most economical. The HOLY GRAIL. WORD OF MOUTH!! Still is and always will be! Just because you are online does not change that FACT! Those that argue with that are simply fools and let me prove it.

I never heard of eBay via Google. I never heard of Amazon via Google. I never even heard about GOOGLE thru Google!! So if Google is your answer to word of mouth, you are wrong. I never found a domainer or domains site via Google. I never found Moniker or Godaddy or Directnic via Google. I did find all of them via word of mouth even tho I was on the Internet. So if everything you believe starts and ends with Google, you are lacking common sense and don't have a handle on reality.

Go look at the top 20 services or sites you use and tell me how many you found via Google???? I REST MY CASE!! Google is simply a BONUS!! Relevance is your key to Google. All the tricks in the world won't win over relevance for the longterm. DOLLARS are your key to Google.

And of course the headline is key. But in sales, you CAN'T be misleading. So you have to be clever and funny and hopefully folks appreciate it.

Cal Worthington used to ride a tiger in his automobile commercials in Southern California for decades. "Go see Cal, Go See Cal, Go See Cal" was his jingle.

Crazy Eddie in New York had a style until he was busted back in the 1980's.

GEICO, Affleck, State Farm, Progressive, Liberty are ALL about their commercials. Their humor. Hopefully if you laugh you will like them and buy their product. Insurance stinks and is boring, but they made it fun! Good Job!! They sell sizzle with a little steak.

The difference between a successful company and product may come down to one thing, your advertising. That and SALES are what CREATES the brand to begin with. Circulation creates the brand. Other people repeating your name makes the brand. Quality makes the brand. Usefulness makes the brand. The brand is something that is a residue of what you do or what you make. The brand is built day by day. with blood sweat and tears. The brand may take years to build but can be destroyed with one bad decision.

GTLD's have little circulation and it is splintered and there is no rhyme, reason or brand. Compare that to .com. The MOST SUCCESSFUL FRANCHISE IN HISTORY!! Why? Not because I said so, but because the Fortune 1000 said so. The Fortune 10,000 said so. There has never been anything in HISTORY with more advertising and it accumulates with every passing day. Recognize and embrace that FACT that has yet to be discovered by the masses or the media or even the advertising industry itself. Do you have to wait for THEM to tell YOU what should be OBVIOUS????? If you do, that's the definition of chasing yesterday. Your job is to figure out tomorrow before others do! That's BUSINESS!!!! That's OPPORTUNITY! That's the way it really works.

We can be fish and swallow a headline hook, line and stinker or we can study what works and what fails. And WHY! Studying other people's mistakes and successes are a lot cheaper than wasting your own valuable time and dollars!

That was ail FREE and the only thing misleading was "Today Only" cuz you can come back tomorrow and read it again. And possibly the"supply" which could be defined as unlimited.

Rick Schwartz

13 thoughts on “Free!! TODAY ONLY!! While Supplies Last!!

    1. David

      You should live healthy & strong until 120 with the clear mind you have
      always had, you have been a great inspiration and somebody from
      who I learned with unbiased thoughts and advice.

      * To talk about another’s person death isn’t very smart or needed

  1. Mike

    An extremely positive post.
    Good intelligent information: it would give all those people chasing bright shiny bullets in the form of: ‘click button to riches’ forums a reality check.

  2. Danny Pryor

    Great material, Rick! Cal also used to ride on the wing of a plane, too, which is how I remember him. Stunts and a jingle, which I CLEARLY remember, melody and bad poetry included. “If you ever need a car, go see Cal! Seven more syllables here, go see Cal … ” Whatever you want for those seven stupid syllables, it’s the “go see Cal” part is that lingers, because it was repetitive, and he was always doing something ridiculous. We used to say in broadcasting, people listen with “half an ear,” and it typically took 12 plays of any given spot before the consumer noticed it in any given stop set. Cal shortened the time to recall to about two or three plays, max. #’s 20-22 require so much work setting aside one’s own ego, I doubt many would be able to comply, or we would have many more success stories out there. And while I am an artist, first, and appreciate really good ad design, it is often the trashy looking spot-color ads, not the full-color beauties, that catch people’s eyes. Too beautiful means people remember the art, not the product. Anyway, I could go on forever, but this is your blog. :-)

  3. Jose

    I am going through a key moment of my life in the personal and professional, the retirement I do not accept it I do not see myself this way with an obligation that our Spanish government (EU) does not arrive to be able to pay the withdrawal and must ask the bank million Euros in loans, which we also pay later with us taxes.

    This is a title of an incredible advertising impact in a promotional campaign with a discount of $ 1000 to buy another $ 1000 all remains in its place.

    When you start advertising in newspapers and paper magazines the most profitable to have been those of the television celebrities that you only had to change as a strategy the words to give the reader attention to look each day the small advertisement and there as a cut-out chrome to be able to make oneself his own television series. In Spain, a large part of the regions like to laugh
    famous first you must study what words to say wrong (The reality is that many famous women and men do not have primary studies and seek their sympathy to make money at all costs).

    This data and with education can exchange the words that they say and then when reading the reader, we would like our satire to make you laugh.

    I create the publicity of now, it is very different and because of the great creativity that most advertisers want to make it, at least I laugh at their creativity that you should not be a genius to understand it and if you think who is the stupid one who has lost so much time in their creativity that most seers could never have imagined that the creativity of a great majority would not be successful traveling with Globo throughout a country, they should throw weight so that the public looks up to see their creativity that does what worse to laugh and to cry the loser is the Advertiser who has paid without results in their sales.

    This is what was and is Adwords or Ads being the first was an auction style bid that get to pay $ 500 for each click this was the principle of Adwords 30 days later the winner was Google and advertiser only to have paid millions of USD with impossible sales of Squared your box have left more than what you entered, was or was the nightmare for the man of influence before clicking on an ad was like a video game.

    Happy Day. Jose

  4. John

    I can still sing all or most of the Crazy Eddie song.

    (And I even have a certificate for 1,000 shares of Crazy Eddie I’ve been keeping since it went bust, lol. Has the funny logo on it.)

  5. Joe

    I have always found it interesting how some companies/ people/ organizations with very deep pockets have opted for crappy domain name versions of their names in order to save money so that they don’t have to pay for the real thing. Examples are instead of, instead of, etc.

  6. Johan

    Now, you provided True Value! A charmer can never do what Rick did with this blog post. A Charmer talk and talk without ever getting to the point and any substance. This is one of your best ever. If not the most valuable. Because you share very specific, valuable information! Thanks for this blog post Rick!


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